Walmart Is The Home For Some Interesting Folk
I Can’t Let This Guy Out of My Sight
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There are a few scenarios in play here. For one, this could be some public display of foreplay. Secondly, the man might enjoy being led around by a leash. Third, the woman could have the man on the leash as a preventative measure against him careening down the store in search of a chew toy. The most likely scenario: she is simply making it clear who wears the pants in the relationship.
Quick Shopping Trip Before The Pool
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This individual certainly isn’t shy about flashing some skin whilst doing their routine shopping at Walmart. It makes perfect sense, however. I’m sure he was just making a quick stop before heading over to the pool. Hopefully he didn’t forget sunscreen!
“Do these make my legs look good?”
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From the shins up, this Bernie Sanders look-a-like may be looking to purchase a package of socks — or perhaps a candle for his wife. As we delve deeper into his footwear, the man opted for high heels over the predicted orthopedics. We’re both astonished and impressed at the same time.
Get Those Digits, Girl
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Kudos to this guy for creating a personal ad on the back of his shirt. Who needs Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Craigslist, or Match.com when you can make a mobile endorsement for all in Walmart to see? There’s a good chance he’d treat the lucky lady to a $2 bottle of wine, and perhaps a sleeve of ritz crackers (also both found at Walmart).
Un Fiesta Con Pollo
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Though cockfighting is not legal in the United States, it isn’t stopping a Walmart in Mexico from putting on an impromptu tournament. The setting is perfect, as those in attendance can quickly grab a can of spray cheese whilst posting up ringside on one of those showroom lawn chairs.
Sir, This Isn’t Halloween
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There’s a whole lot to unpack with this one. The knee-length leather boots are quite intimidating. It looks like the man is wearing some sort of military captain’s hat from the 1940’s. Also, did he handcuff his hands to the shopping cart?
Saving You For Later
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This poor little pup looks like he’s submerged in the sweatpants pocket of a rather large man. The man could be keeping him safe, though some sort of dog carrier probably would’ve sufficed as a better option. We just hope the little guy is able to make it home without being mistaken for some sort of snack.
Let Me Help You With That
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This is a visual representation of unconditional love. Clearly, the woman was suffering from a rather excruciating wedgie. Being the doting husband that he is, the man had no qualms about copping a feel en route to relieving the woman of a potentially uncomfortable situation.
A Plea For Love
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You sort of feel bad for this guy. As he sadly sifts through the Sunkist assortments, he’s looking for love at the same time. Let us all hope he meets the love of his life — potentially in the aisle where Walmart sells batteries, Q-tips, and baby powder.
A Pumpkin Patch For The Ages
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This woman is clearly letting it all hang out. In a sense, this photo is majestic. The woman and (presumably) her child appear to be gazing out upon some sort of captivating visual. While we hope it to be a beautiful ocean or some sort of mountain, we’re betting on it being an eccentric patron in the Walmart parking lot.
Is Sisqó Playing In The Background?
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Clearly, this man isn’t shy about showcasing the goods to anyone who’s got the fortune (or misfortune) of standing behind him in the check-out line. Kudos to the color patterning on the thong. Many aren’t brazen enough to wear such a garish article of clothing.
Wait, This Isn’t Where I Parked My Car
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This guy looks like he was magically transported from a Berlin rave to a Walmart in rural Arkansas. When analyzing the man’s movements, it even appears as if he was mid-move before entering what appears to be the fall clothing section. At least the leather should keep him warm if he ventures outside.
Flavor Flav’s Cousin Has a Fetish For Minions
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Flavor Flav has a cousin — and he loves minions! We have to admit, the plush stuffed minions toy looks much more comfortable than a clock would be. We also give this guy credit for exquisitely matching uncomfortable amounts of yellow with white. Whenever entering a Walmart, it’s always a good idea to put on your best viking helmet.
So, This Is A Belt?
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We’re not sure what’s better — the perplexed look of actually seeing a belt for the first time, or the shame in knowing he should’ve had a belt all along. Either way, we’re glad that he’s taking the proper steps in ensuring that his midsection is once again reunited with the remainder of his jeans.
Leaving Me Alone? No Probllama
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We’ve seen dogs tied up to light poles when the owner walks inside an establishment for a coffee or meal. That is rather customary across the country. However, this owner took it to a whole new level. First, who has a pet llama? And second, how does the llama fit inside this soccer mom minivan?
A Post-Ballet Brew
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We applaud someone who aims to showcase their curves. For this man, he’s enjoying a post-shopping libation at a local Walmart bar. Whether he came from ballet class, or simply likes wearing skin-tight clothing, we appreciate it all the same.
Pit Stop In The Cereal Section
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This woman is being highly resourceful. A full jaunt throughout a gigantic Walmart can leave anyone fatigued. The wide range of items made available to any prospective customer allowed for her to grab a small stool. From there, she parked herself in the cereal aisle — presumably to grab a quick snack. As Yoda would say, “Inventive, she is.”
I’ve Always Wanted A Blue Car…
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This man decided that his car was in desperate need of a face-lift. Finding a can of blue spray paint, he decided to transform his vehicle from a boring white car to a blue stallion. Not only did Walmart provide the paint, but it also provided the man a spacious yet clean area to work in. All in all, we are curious to see how many spray cans it would take to fully cover a vehicle. Fortunately for the man, he could just pop in across the parking lot for a quick refill whenever he needed to.
“Donkey, where are the parfaits?”
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Who knew there was a Walmart in the swamp? With the wide variety of goodies made available at Walmart, Shrek obviously took a trip into civilization in order to pick up a few things. We can’t imagine he’d be able to snag some swimming trunks or a pack of Twinkies out in the woods.
